08:30 - 2005-01-22
And Now For Something Completely Different
27 Habits of A Highly Effective Spoo
-Sleep a maximum of eight-hours a day. Any more, and your brain could explode.
-Eat breakfast only when it does not conflict with morning computer routine.
-Covertly empty the house so that you can sing loudly.
-Eat certain things just to incur interesting dreams (as though they aren't normally weird).
-Alway test the batteries in a cordless phone by using said phone for as long as possible.
-Whenever you find yourself outside, or inside a new place, pay close attention to the many things you can smell. Then give strange descriptions of these things to friends or strangers.
-Refer to other people as "humans" or "hominids" if they are not immediate family or very close friends.
-Refer to strangers, or humans who you only know by name as "catfish".
-When in doubt, tell a joke about eating babies.
-Cook things you are not planning on eating when and if you get bored.
-During the summer, find a different place to sleep every other night.
-Leer and snarl at people who stand or sit in your personal space.
-Disembowel all strangers who touch or hug you without your consent (which is all of them, so go ahead and let yourself enjoy it ^_^).
-Pop your knuckles. And your back, your elbows, your neck, your knees, your toes, etc.
-Sing uncommonly known children's songs at school, and don't forget the handsigns.
-Never eat lunch, unless you are with Kouji. (For the rest of you, I'm guessing this is pretty strict ;p)
-Play outside when it's raining.
-Go out of your way to meet friendly animals, but try to be secretive about it.
-Always be seen in an oversized green army cap and a baggy denim jacket. And pants.
-Laugh about things no one else understands.
-Keep laughing.
-Give yourself tattoos using gel pens.
-Keep redrawing the tattoos till you have tanlines.
-Here are some words that you should always use interchangeably: Bean, Moose, Whale, Weasel, Lungfish, Rung, Chicken, Marm, Monkey, Acid, Hoot-owl, etc
-As long as you have something, shiny, squishy, or jingly, you will never be bored.
-Scribble and doodle on all the papers you grade.
-You know you're Spoo if your hair-dying bill is more expensive than it is to feed yourself for a month.
AND FINALLY:
-If you're ever bored, just make a pointless diary-entry!
^_^
Daisuki, Kouji-tenshi! ^-^
P.S.: Just for the heck of it, if you can think anything else that would fit on this list, submit them to me by e-mail or in my d-land notes and I'll add them to the list. 
