14:18 - 2004-07-28
Charade De Edgar, With a Few Side Dishes
Oh well, sorry I lied.
Hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
I sent all that good stuff to my incrediably trustworthy, and indeed very Reliable Source ^_^ and now I no have it. Aren't you disappointed?
I can condense it for you? How bout that? And give you the rest later? Eh?
I ate some cheetohs but then my camera stopped working, and the hobos came for us, this guy flashed me and I went into shock for a day or so my stomach tried to explode, then a lady wanted me to be on a talkshow, this Chinese woman yelled at me, I laughed, I cried, I lived, I loved. THE END.
See? Wasn't that refreshing.
We went to Fiesta Texas too and I stole a bunch of their gardenias. Man, do I like gardenias.
Edgar thinks he's clever. I treid to clean his home theo ther day because it stunk like rotting meat (more so than my room usually does), but when I tried to dump him into another glass, the jar he was in got stuck inside the nozzle of the glass. "Poo," said I, and I ended up cracking the glass in a fit of disbelief and amuzement.
Oh, I like this song..."One Tin Soldier"...
Then after I cleaned out the meat, I put Edgar back in his jar. He seemed alright, didn't move much, but he wasn't spazzing or anything like that. I gave him some more ham, which he seems to like, strangely enough.
I sat and watched him throughout the day, which was a quiet one, and realized that perhaps he might be dead. My face wrenched a bit in guilt and sorrow, at having killled a friendly spider (should such a thing exist), but I decided I might as well save his body in case it was of use later for torturing my sister or something. I put him in a little glass casket (AKA an empty floppy disk container) and went to go play video games. It was while I was whooping up on Tengu in DOA that I began to ponder: What could have killed Edgar? All the shaking? The water? Surely not....And I thought to myself, what if that spider is only pretending to be dead?
I went back into my room and took a look at him. He hadn't moved any, but I still made sure he knew that his little charade would be to no avail. I wasn't planning on setting him free just because I thought he was dead. His life was over, one way or another, and he might as well accept it. At least he didn't have to say goodbye to a wife or kids, she would've eaten him.
Feeling cruel, immense, and confident, I hautily padded out of the room again.
Later, Lil' Doodoo confirmed my suspicions by opening the casket, and allowing us to watch as edgar came skittering out, full of life. He scuttled into a big pile of shoes, and she caught him again. I shot him a smug grin, the old codger. Veeeeery clever Edgar, but we're still glad to have ya back.
Watched the Evangelion Director's Cut, and the not-quite-so-sneaky Sneak Preview. Still enjoyed it though, since I got to watch it in good company ^_^
Good company, I suppose, or rather the company I share personally is in my opinion the greatest thing there is. How can anything else compare? Right now, my unhappiness is like a little bad luck washed out by a beautiful day, a sunset, and a gleaming moon. I can't say I've ever been so happy...so I apologize for my long absences and my short attention span for a lot of people.
I had a really long fingernail that broke off earlier this week. I miss being able to pick at stuff and whatever else I use it for...This is a bit abstract because I'm listening to an MP3 player ^_^
Right now it's playing that song from Risky Business, teehee.
And Keebie came in to visit me.
SWEET! This CD has the Braveheart theme on it! Eee!
Um, cleaned out the fridge. I almost barfed last night, or some night recently when I ate this expired salad dressing. WHOA! TECHNO BRAVEHEART!!
Anyway--that's so cool!--I decided to protect my organs and toss some stuff.
I will fix all those other entries, I promise. I just, currently, am over at my mom's and the computer is baaaaaad. Much too slow to get anything done.
Gonna make a list of all the anime I've seen, just for the heck of it, and put it on that opening entry with my other stuff.
Went to the All-State Choir Camp Menger-Sensei wanted me to go to. We learned some interesting stuff. Renassiance, some Italian, some French, and a butt-load of Latin. I'm convinced that the longer your in choir, the more you advance, the less English you sing. That's because, I suppose, English isn't a very pretty language, and people have been writing songs in foreign languages longer. Our only English tune was John the Revelator which I think with me will go down in history for having that HIGH C in it.
Soprano Prima that I am, I live for those notes almost as much as I loathe them ^_~
Stupid internet....
We played a Hide and Seek map yesterday on Team Fortress Classic. Being entertained is fun ^_^ Instead of sitting on my butt all day and trying to open doors with my mind, maybe I should get more involved with online gaming....hmmm...
Alright, a better use of my time has arrived. Off I go.
Yeah, yeah, I will fix things later. WHEN I CAN.
Ciao.
