11:25 - 06-08-10
Poop
*laughs* Ya know, I guess most of what happens around my house has a central theme...because I'm always writing about the toilet.
The other day, my father apparently broke our toilet seat simply by sitting on it. My dad really isn't known for being obese or weighing more than most men, so it came as an unpleasant surprise to all of us when he managed to crack the seat of the toilet just by sitting on it. Gently. and the crack goes all the way through!
Suffice to say, we all laughed at him, and he gave us the whole "Yeah, yeah" thing, but time goes on, and, well, nobody likes sitting on a cracked toilet seat. It pinches, and is mean.
So to fix the seat, we did what anyone in our position (lazy) would do. Just duct taped over the crack. Oh yeah! See, now we can put off buying a new seat while also having something unbelievably ghetto in our bathroom. I almost want to send this in to Country Friend Home Videos...Along with those people down the street who use their old toilets as outdoor plant pots. They have one toilet on either side of their house, each filled with colorful fake flowers.
After the laughing about the potty, I went back and used some of the remaining duct tape to write "POOP" around the top of the seat. That way, no one will get confused.
