A Time of Day - 2003-10-00
A Normal Day
Today I went to the moon. I saw the gorleggwaaaaaazzzzzernnaaaaaaannnnnnaaaaaa! It gave me a stornle so I could zzzzoooooodddggggeeeeeeeee. Then its friend, Werwwttuueeaeeeeeeeeeee took me to the local bar. The bar was rockin' with large balloon animals and the bar tender asked me, "Doooooooddddduuuuuuuiiiiiihhhhhhheeeeeeeeennnuuuuuunnnnnnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeee?"
I said, "No thanks."
He zorched away as fast as a cucccucuuccucceeeeccecaceaeaeaeasaaaaseeeeeessssseeebbbbbbuuuuuutttttttttt on a scorching day in a kidney.
We left the bar and saw a wild brain! It frolicked around and screamed. "Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!" Then it ran away into a portal.
Werwwttuueeaeeeeeeeeeee decided we should go to an ancient place, the ZOO. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!! I got to see a so called, "MONKEY". It sat there and picked his friend.
Werwwttuueeaeeeeeeeeeee said it was eating him.
The "MONKEY" must have heard him, because he exploded. The ZOO Keeper chased us away and shocked us with a cattle prod.
It was getting late, so Werwwttuueeaeeeeeeeeee ate my bones and sent me to the black hole.
The End.
